I say make time to dance alone with one hand waving free.
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God I hope not.
Here is an embarrassing story about a bad purchase.
“Just remember, Consuela or Inez or whatever your name is: as nanny to little Jaysin-Brysenn, you are required to remain two paces behind me at all times when I am in public with him or I’m docking your pay.”
I don’t want mom friends. I have friends who are also mothers but friendships based on mom status are annoying, micro-managing, competitive contrivances. I’m sick of talking about, living for, and obsessing over my kid. Can I just have friends that are mine instead of strategic plans for my child?
Tire takes two positions due to the spin.
One time I was on the Tube reading a book. I looked up and a man sitting across from me was reading the exact same book, kind of an unusual title, not exactly Jane Eyre or anything. What an odd coincidence! We made eye contact, nodded, and carried on.
In my younger, more militant days (I honestly can’t even imagine my reacting this way now) this happened at a bus stop:
from the gawker article:
That was a joke? Yikes.
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DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
They were still eggs though, NOT ALIVE YET! Yoshis life begins at hatching!
They werent born yet so they were just eggs, no yoshis. Yeah Im pro-choice too, go figure
I’ve never heard of Ross prior to watching this video. Never seen a GameGrumps video either. Don’t assume everyone knows the people you’re familiar with :)
Seriously. I’m looking at him thinking, he’s in decent shape and for a flaccid dick it’s not small. I don’t know, man.
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I’m just saying... this is a full-frontal penis shot.
Certainly. It’s a review of a lifestyle. Using a movie unseen as the basis. And not if I see you first.