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“This document serves to inform you that this project will require you to be fully nude and/or witness others fully nude and participate in graphic sexual situations. By accepting this Project assignment, you may be required to do any of the following: appear fully nude; wear a pubic hair patch; perform

You can have almost the same thing for MUCH cheaper though*

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I’m all for criticism but, Limited 260 mile range? Really? How often do people travel over even 60 miles on a regular basis? I visit my parents who are 2 hours away and that’s only 80 miles. And these things easily get well over that. 260 miles is realistically a minimum 4 hours of driving.

You mad bro? Yes.

I love how we have an insanely fast and luxurious vehicle made right here in the US and 90% of the comments so far seem to be “baaah, the doors are stupid. Deeerp, it’s for rich hippies.” You knuckle draggers are why we can’t have nice things.

ThatLooksSoGoodOhMyGod.

I see no fashion here, only head trauma.

The feeling’s mutual, Fashion. What are you even still doing here? You’re weird and creepy.

This should clear things up.

I am really invested in this and I want answers.

She proceeds to explain to him that only a hamburger contains meat, and that a cheeseburger is vegetarian. She says she knows this because she has been to McDonald’s in London literally *hundreds* of times in the last few years, and that a cheeseburger is always vegetarian when she orders one!

Well, obviously launching a physical assault on any business is not constructive, but I think the resentment long time residents might feel about a place that is clearly intended to serve the people pricing them out of their homes is understandable and not entirely unfair, independently owned or not. Those businesses

Why is no one talking about those end credits, tho?

$300,000 bail? It’s good thing he doesn’t have the means to flee the country, it would really hurt for a Saudi prince to lose that kind of cash.

So, how noisy do people reckon those winches are? My guess would be “as fuck”.

This looks better than his actual hair.

#meowshaming

My family has had, like, 3 cats that just could not figure out meowing. They would open their mouths, make a beeping noise, and look confused, every day of their lives. Is this a common thing? Are our cats just dumb?

I didn’t really see much for grammar errors outside of sentence fragments which work fine in a spoken word style of writing. When I read it aloud, it all comes across pretty naturally.

Could you point out any particularly severe flaws?