I really admired just how right they got the environment. It looks and feels a lot like parts of rural western Washington, and I love that they show the environment off in both the daytime beauty and the haunted nights.

I don’t know, I didn’t like the story either. Well, specifically I didn’t like Alan’s narration throughout, every time he was describing something that would’ve been plain even without his narration, it grated on me.

The “a word” list:

34-year-old, single, one cat, making pizza for dinner...high AF.

37 here too. Fully employed, tax paying, law abiding (I live in WA- it's legal here) citizen. Nicely stoned as well.

45-year-old, preschool teacher, married 12-years, mom of two

37-year-old, photographer, married 15-years, mom of three.

Marry me?

All this beautiful, delicious, wonderful, amazing cookery happening in your kitchen, and then you put AMERICAN FUCKING “CHEESE” on you breakfast sandwich??!? Abomination.

please to send me all of these things rn

Missed these every time since it started, so here is some stuff from the past month I have made.

“There are people who think I started this account in order to brag about how many ‘compliments’ I get,”

Dear god they both suck and i hate the feeling i have that this is all a ploy to get them spotlight, but there you go. Now kindly get off my lawn.

I mean... look at those dudes in the picture. I can actually believe they just drunkenly let some random bro friend of theirs bro it up on their Twitter.

People are the worst, but here is a cat hugging a toy.

“THIS BAD BECAUSE UNNATURAL, ME NO LIKEY THINGS ME DON’T RECOGNIZE”

Except, have you seen how unnatural a modern chicken is?

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