This news is fabulous. I am SUCH a fan of the Cormoran Strike books. I *am* a fan of mysteries (right now I’m reading a Laura Lippman that is AMAZING). Here’s how much I like the CS books: The third one came out a couple weeks ago, but I refuse to buy it because I don’t feel like I deserve it yet. I have to do…

Good. The Cormoran Strike novels are so fucking good.

You know, more than one person can be at fault in a single situation; it’s not a zero-sum blame game. I don’t condone driving after 7 margaritas, but rofl at everyone rushing to commend someone who didn’t see any problem with bringing a single two-top FOURTEEN margaritas.

Oregon Trail, 2015 edition: “you have died of bubonic plague”

Hmm. That’s funny - Boston cops don’t like to be recorded in public, and will forcibly demand that innocent bystanders or people filming their own traffic stops, stop recording. But a creep violates her by filming her private parts and that of minors - which constitutes child pornography, a very illegal thing, btw-…

That granite story is getting me ROCK HARD HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

I’m not sure the second young lady was arrested for filming. I think she was arrested for screaming, crying, and praying, whilst not moving about. I don’t know which of these continued prosecutions I find most disturbing. I think the one of the second girl. What was her crime, exactly? Being Upset When Forced to…

Well I know alcohol is often a factor in how babby is formed?

I wonder if that’s how the southern accent formed.

Why are customers always convinced people are lying to them? They have only one cup size, they aren’ trying to trick you for the fun of it. I one time had a customer, when I worked at the convenience store, swear up and down they paid for a money order with a credit card there just recently. The damn computers didn’t…

Shitty false equivalence between an unbearable right-wing asshole who shuts down freeways for personal gain, and a military that rightfully requires people meet certain fitness standards.

So he never had sex with a woman “that old”. A woman in her late 30s. That’s considered “really old”. WHO THE FUCK DO THESE GUYS THINK THEY ARE? LOOK IN THE GOD DAMN MIRROR YOU LOSERS! I’m 42 and I wouldn’t let your average looks anywhere near my pussy! I fucking hate deluded men who think they are god’s fucking gift…

For those people who don’t have an encyclopedic memory of BCO stories, here’s Dustin Hucks’ breadstick story.

“we cannot allow items on campus that can be perceived to pose a threat.”

As if the Palin clan has ever cared about less racial strife, or any strife at all. Their bread and butter is shit stirring.

But dogs aren’t any better.

Oh cum all ye faithful.

“I’m not a heartless, child-kicking racist.”

Not to be a stickler, but damn a leather yoga strap? Seriously if you practice yoga be aware of the foundations at least.