It feels kind of weird saying this because I'm only 9 years older than some of these girls but, it does seem like teens are speaking out more and more on issues like sexism, racism, reproductive rights, victim-blaming, and slut-shaming. It's so empowering and it makes me hopeful for what our society will look like…

*Goes to mailbox*

omg

Judge Brown, shade right? White and square to the third power.

Don’t know why we’d need this; I guess it’s just a sign of the times. So I for one welcome our feline overlords.

I’ve had an incredibly shitty day at work and this is exactly what I needed.

The ability to pick and choose from the Bible is mind boggling to me. Like how do you even BEGIN to justify that bullshit.

I like certain stuff from Lush. But their hair products are terrible, everything is way overpriced, and they’re far too caught up in their own brand in the most annoying way, a la Lululemon.

WAIT FOR ME I’M COMING WITH YOU

That’s exactly the attitude the NRA wants you to have. By all means, don’t even bother. Just give up and let us live in the real life kill-or-be-killed video game they have created.

“Our motives were not to insult or look down on anyone, not to be sexist,”

I sent them this:

so that I can seek out potential pussy options

1) live-tweeted a miscarriage during a board meeting

Seems like Fraternities around the US will not rest until they are all disbanded and no longer allowed to exist. That is perfectly fine with me.

Since Caitlyn Jenner’s transformation, the number of people I know who’ve made transphobic comments about her is startling. I’ve never had reason to discuss trans issues with these people before (we’re all cis straight types) and it makes me want to scream WHY DOES HER CHOICE MATTER TO YOU

god why do people enjoy themselves in public when I’m trying to be a cranky mccrankster

Why did you steal this headline Mark?