@Sputnik_Sweetheart: hearted for your userpic. :)

@Na zdrowie: good thoughts! i just went through the exact same thing—my babies are four months now, and my aunt had found them and their mama and three brothers living under her deck. we just took them in to get fixed last weekend and all was well.

this week is finally over which is great because EYEM GOING TO ICELAND NEXT WEEK. EXCITEDDDDD

@weetziebat: that movie kind of irritated me—there's no way a 16-year-old would have the poise and confidence to do and say half the shit she does and says. i mean, OK, some would, but the level of social maturity in that character seemed, um, unrealistic. some of the stuff she says to her parents, it's like shyeah,…

what if you're fat? remind me when was that in style?

@BuffyBot: i would raise you "a whole new world" because that one's been showing up a lot at my karaoke spot lately, but i don't know if it's a local or national phenomenon.

oh, also, don't sing "my heart will go on" unless you are this chick.

if you do "psycho killer," which you SHOULD do because it's awesome, don't forget to learn the french part. no one ever knows the french part and they're like oh, shit, what is happening!

@kvanilla: i was just about to say. that's the very first rule!

@kateri.cristina: heh, i was just talking with my boyfriend about how people often assume that i must be so miserable being small-chested and that i would trade my double-As for Cs or Ds in a heartbeat because big tits are the only kind that anyone on earth likes, men and women both, blar blar. and how laughably…

why is this news? are you new to the world wide web? uh huh, he's a sexist moron, but sexist morons on the internet are a dime a dozen. i'd die of a heart attack in two hours if i sat here getting outraged by all the toolbags with web sites in the world.

@ashleenotashley: off-topic: my sister is an ashlee—i'd never heard of another one until simpson.

@Susan B.: i was just gonna say. please show your work, angelique.

she looks exactly the fucking same.

@keldo: hey, thanks. :) i figured it was best to keep it brief and uncluttered, but maybe they're looking for more of a narrative. i'll punch it up for round 2, if it happens.

@florabore: this. how could you not know.

i dunno, i think my ex-roommate leaving her anal beads soaking in the sink beats the tub tampon story. it should have at least placed.

@Green Swizzles: i love that he's not jr. or II but "2nd." that might have been classy if you hadn't then written a book about how to rape children.

yep. i had surgery to correct a nipple deformity (tubular breasts) and people, mostly women, demand to see them all the time when they hear the news. like they're asking the time.

@tammy612: i can't speak for this dude, but "hashimi" is an arabic name. it could also be a, um, european name, though—who knows. or he could be adopted or something.