Re: her age.

Damn, I guess Les Moonves finally gave up on landing Tom to headline “NCIS: Dianetics”

Ahh, Bill’s like everyone else in media (broadcast, print, and especially online), just trying to figure out how this happened.

I wonder how many starlets on these specials end up fucking him.

Since he is discussing his mortality now, it seems clear that he’s subtly building to his next big stunt, figuring out how to die and ressurect himself.

All signs point to FUCK YEAH. However...

Sigh.

Ahh, the “Ignore it until it goes away” philosophy. That served me well for 30 years.

Ashley, I really REALLY like your work.

You know, among the genuinely perturbing items, there are a couple of not-so-bad proposals in there.

I voted for her and I live in a perpetual blue state with FOUR juicy electoral votes. Just so we’re clear.

Election 2000 was more convoluted, and also really, REALLY a photo finish. Gore eeked out the popular vote but lost the electoral college just barely, so much so that Florida (who else) could have gone either way.

It’s 2016. Madge news isn’t exactly clickbait anymore.

Wow... So much Deadspin hatred for Simmons. An internet guy who moved up... How dare he! Torch the fucker!

Rex Ryan.

“True Romance” was written by QT, but directed by Tony Scott. That’s why it’s rarely brought up.

No worries, Chicago would need Jay Cutler to turn into Brady 2.0 in order to even consider entering full asswipishness.

Pretty sure she was very interesting to millions of women who, in the 30's, didn’t have too many heroes to look up to.

Because he’s brittle.

“Look at Me” scary, creepy AF, believable... Except what teenager can study for hours on end without a break or a snack. I’ve got 3 of them, it ain’t happening.