Wow. Outstanding work.

Nope, sorry. Because at least you’re still Chicago. If New York fell into a giant sinkhole you would become the most important city in the nation.

An asteroid the size of Cuba is expected to hit sometime during game 7.

The comment was not directed at Flair, they know Flair will laugh it off.

Ehh, Canada is just killing time before winter hits and buries the country under 36 feet of snow.

No sir (ma’am?), we Americans completely understand how simple the metric system is.

Okay, now I’m speculating a bit here but...

Lesnar doesn’t have creative control over his matches. He’ll lose when he’s told to (he doesn’t really care). He played it “safe” with Ambrose because he had a UFC match coming and Vince McMahon saw the benefit of letting him fight.

“... they frequently share scenes filled with the kind of shouty intensity often found between rich and powerful old straight men who are used to getting what they want”

Let me ask this: