Bradley Cooper maybe broke up with his girlfriend because his mom didn’t like her.

I don’t even understand why an actor would do this (if that’s what Cooper is doing) at this late date because, c’mon, if Bradley came out and started showing up places canoodling with a male model he would get 100 times the ink. Maybe he’s not gay, maybe he just dates elderly women, like his mom’s friends? It’s gotta…

1) that blac chynas real last name is white makes me happy

That’s not, like, young enough to justify being garbage. Most 24 year olds are not garbage.

I love the Jlaw confession where she just agreed she was “dating” him bc she was asked if she was.

Or it’s because she’s actually a garbage human being herself. She’s bisexual but loves calling her gay fans “faggots” and physically attacking them and she also likes physically assaulting random people on the street. She sounds like the perfect Trump voter.

Azealia Banks seems like a really fucking horrible and obnoxious human.

I have a snow day tomorrow! Yay!

Nah, this is just the 6th pr relationship he’s been in and his manager’s running out of ideas for press excuses.

...after biting the boob of a security guard...

Meanwhile, I had to endure the most painful and humiliating pre-flight check with a broken knee thanks to a TSA agent that insisted on checking every crack in my body, including taking off my knee brace and LIFTING MY FUCKING LEG.

Unfortunately, my family is not close, but I do have roommates. I just told them yesterday. It was hard, but I knew I needed some backup. I’m glad you have supportive family members nearby. Your partner sounds awesome!

I’m 30, but this started 5 years ago. It is too young to be worrying about this stuff! I’m sorry this is happening to you, but I’m glad you have a concrete diagnosis.

Jezzies. Thank you so much for your amazing support last week during the mid life existential work, love, life crisis. I want to share the process this week.

I had a few friends over today to help me finish getting ready to move and I can’t believe how quickly we packed all the things! I’m so ready for Monday, when I get out of my very awk living situation and into a new place! I celebrated with a nutella crepe. Anyone else celebrating tonight?

This week I am all the sads. My soon to be ex husband has the kids this weekend, so I am in a batman onesie crying until I puke or pass out. It just won’t stop. I’m like a wailing Italian widow over here.

Gawd, I know this is a total First World Problem, but why is it that if you do not have a particular channel in your sat tv subscription, but the channel in question offers online streaming of the show you’d like to watch, that you can’t watch it if you don’t subscribe to it??? Like, if I can catch it on my tv, why…

NOOOOOOO! WHY IS EVERYONE LEAVING?

I’m beating my head on some Javascript I’m trying to learn (because I keep side-eying the program I’m using because it’s open source and I’ve found bugs so is this not working because bugs or because I suck at Javascript?) But I have to get better at Javascript, there seems to be no way around that fact if I want to…

So, I made the decision to put my resume back out there just to see if I can find something better than where I am right now. The thing is, the first position that I was referred for was back in my home state. I’m not sure how things are going to pan out from here, but I really need something to change because I can’t…