The number I of times I see comments like “omg daddy” on any male celebrity’s photos always makes me want to hurl.

Friend of a friend had great sex with a former Degrassi star (not Drake, sorry) after meeting him at a bar. He asked her to marry him right afterwards. She was creeped out and never returned a text/call/email from him again.

After the first season of Sherlock came out, I composed this long, adoring letter to Benedict Cumberbatch (I figured an old-fashioned letter would make me stand out from the internet fans). But, being as wise and reasonable I am, I decided to play it cool by not sending the letter so that when I finally met Benedict,…

I would be afraid of anyone really liking me this much before really knowing me.

I just cannot imagine dating anyone who for years joked that they were going to marry me, only they weren’t really joking, without actually knowing me.

How does anyone find a photo of that kiss appealing?

You just need to up your game and increase your Instagram commenting rate to 30x/day for 5 years

Am I the only one who thinks this is creepy? Maybe it’s just because I’m the same age as this girl. It’s definitely making me question where you draw the line between fan and casual stalker now that social media is so ubiquitous.

“yourq [sic] amazing”

God I wish twitter had been around in the 90s. JTT and I would have been so cute together.

Penis-shaped lollipops at a baby shower is some pedo shit.

Ok so he may not diddle them himself. I wouldn’t be at all surprised if they’re exposed to grown ups fucking, and sex in general, at way too young an age. And if that sounds like I’m judging him, it’s only because I’m judging him. He’s a nasty assed predatory skeevy as fuck opportunistic manipulative fucking scumbag…

How early is too early to call CPS on Richardson and his baby mama? I feel like it is so clear they are going to screw those twins up someone ought to be at the delivery to intervene immediately.

How awkward would it be if the person you were going to have sex with pulled out a condom packet with an personalized picture of twin fetuses on it?

Yeah, to me the grossest aspect was the whole “Skinny’s babies CUMMING soon.” NO. The actual BIRTH has nothing to do with cumming, you gross fucks.

I don’t think it’s insane to fear for the safety of children in the care of a known sexual predator.

yeah guys calm down, known sex offenders are great role models. I bet those kids are going to get great advice in consent and shit from their mom seeing how she grooms women to be assaulted by her partner.....A+ parenting skills!

I don’t think a good joke will be cumming anytime soon.

Wow, his girlfriend really has that “dead inside” look, which is I guess how you find yourself carrying his progeny.

The Richardson offspring are going to make some therapist’s practice very profitable, someday.