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but we don't bat an eye at Ben Roethlisberger

america: first thing first we're the realest

i am already on The Verge with my Emotions so I WILL NOT WATCH THIS ISHA

Molly Lambert once wrote this about Aniston, and I've been ride-or-die for her ever since:

Why are the commenters on this site perpetually attacking people in articles about their weight? This man allegedly performed heinous acts of abuse on a child. That in itself is reason enough for your scorn. There's no need for his weight or appearance to ever be made an issue. But, hey, it's an easy punch, right? See…

I was on the phone with a friend describing my dog and sadly murmured, "she's as dumb as a tree stump!"

Fully realizing that Fat Amy deserves better, I am shipping her and Bumper so hard right now.

CLITBAIT.

Can we all agree that that "tangy zip of Miracle Whip" is not mayo, is vile and has actually caused me irreperable harm?

Amy Winehouse "Wake Up Alone"

Blech imagining "The Boy Is Mine" being about Big Sean retroactively ruins it.

The CAPITAL LETTERS MAKE IT SO! Also...BOWIE.

It's GIF, Cookie Monster, never jif.

Kim wishes she could be as sexy as my grandma.

Blanda Eggenschwiler sounds like what you would say to a server in Germany if you wanted to send back a sub-par omelette.

I would really like to know if they give this discount to anyone that prays, regardless of religion or which god they are praying to. I'm not religious and am not a fan of people praying before meals but they can do what they want, it's not hurting me any. I'd probably fake a prayer to get a discount. I have no…

If you read the article, Natalie Dormer is quoted referring to her character Margarey.. so I am assuming that Dormer was present, but just not pictured.

I hope to hell that's just not a full picture of the panel participants, and the writer knows that. Hard to confuse the two.

I know Kim Khardashian is fun to hate, and I'm by no means one of her biggest fans- but Jezebel is supposed to be a supportive blog for women. That said, her comments stem from massive (cruel) critiques she received while pregnant about the size of her ass, the size of her ankles, how dare she wear such clothes while…