I’m not even saying it should be a permanent thing. But men need to start focusing on improving themselves rather than forcing everyone else to kneel before them. Even the #notalls are passively supporting the assholes by defending themselves rather than having the backs of oppressed women, LGBTQ+, and non-binary…

The movie doesn’t look half bad but I don’t think it’s going to be as entertaining as this musical performance.

Tilda Swinton, is that you?

Psssh, like a little thing like that is gonna stop it. Santa grows shelf elves from Jason Voorhees tissue samples. That thing would have been right back in position waiting for you before you even got back inside.

That time the porn industry seemed to have handled numerous sexual assault allegations better than most other institutions/industries in the US.

I loved Weezer in middle and high school. And honestly, I still have affection for their music. But there is a REASON why that music appeals to frustrated adolescents.

Of course he was able to harass for such a long time; the light warning can take thousands of years to reach the earth.

TALENs?? What is this, 2011?? I only want pork that’s CRISPR’d ;)

• Never Made It As a Wise Man, Couldn’t Cut It As a Husband Either
  
  Totally cracked me up. Finniest thing I’ve read this week.

I heard about this yesterday, and almost threw up with excitement. The last time I felt like that was in the early nineties, every Friday night when TGIF would start.

toothbrush holder looks like an anatomical heart

I’m willing to bet Kelly does give a fuck when people comment on her weight, but has decided to not give them the pleasure of seeing her hurt.

I think a significant correction needs to be made to this article. The disease is not caused by the PRNP gene by itself, and the PRNP gene is not what accumulates in the brain. It is the product of the PRNP gene, the protein that it produces, that causes the problem, and only when it produces a variant form of the…

I would love it if one of these shows actually showed someone choosing to have the abortion. That would be something.

LESLIE!!!!!! THE COME UP!!!!!!

fuck yea kate mckinnon

wait

I had this toy! I honestly have no idea what my mom was thinking when she bought it, and I bring it up whenever she moans about me not wanting children. Like, sorry mom, but I know how that shit works and I don't have space to keep my giant removable convex belly panel in my house for the rest of my life.