Holy shit. No idea why Crystal Renn is at an Oscars party, but she looks unbelievable. A great contrast to the seas of champagne sequins and tasteful pastels.

Run the lemon down the disposal. That smells nice too.

The bulldog: absolutely the best cat you'll ever own.

Oh my god, the forearms. I'm SUCH a sucker for a good forearm. I didn't take in a single word of EU Law last year because my lecturer rolled up his sleeves at the beginning of every lecture (It was his "let's begin" signal, and oh boy did we girls shut up fast).

I love when I overhear my husband talking to our cats, when he doesn't realize I'm listening. They were originally my cats, and he is not much of a cat person in general, but sometimes I'll overhear him from the other room explaining the finer points of baseball or old western films to one of them and it makes me feel…

I am really glad you started writing here.

I'm not ging to give my opinion about this because I'm not black. Which serves as a reminder for everyone else to stop presuming to decide what Latinos, Asians, Native Americans, Cambodians, Peruvians and Australians find offensive or not.

Those of us who live in Europe think all Hershey's chocolate tastes subtly of sick. Is there really nobody in America who notices this?

It would be nice if they called it a seminar on child care and invited fathers, too.

Pro tips:

1. No sleepovers. There are times when it works (really drunk late-night sex!), but otherwise, pull up your drawers and be on your merry way. Or send him on his. If you're the type who feel weird after casual sex, trust me: you'll feel less weird about it when there's no sleepover. There's less time for…

what I hate is that in store they have the maternity section right next to the plus size section - and they're not separated really except for the overhead sign. More than once I have accidentally wandered into the maternity side.

Jezebel Logic: Pumps this woman up to be breaking down barriers in the film industry. Forgets that she is the epitome of white privilege.......even after making an article about it.

Bruno 4 - Tyers 0. Brilliant. That made my day. Thank you crappy Aussie graphics.

Goddamn. I said, GODDAMN.

Don't get me wrong, I love me some Hiddles but come on Burt...

I long for the day when I don't have to pull this image out so fucking frequently.

Oh sigh I kinda was hoping Tom Cruise would start dating John Travolta.

I would probably fuck McGuirk. And I would definitely fuck Ben Katz.

I feel like Space Ghost would be over in thirty seconds. However, Moltar, on the other hand....

Are we counting comics too?