"My name is Ms. Stewart, not Ms. Dodai."

Watching Jezebel try to write about science is like watching a kitten play with a ball of yarn.

I mean, Jezebel doesn't say it's feminist either. So.

The haka is also considered a male-only tradition, and for Beyonce to be "playing along" and doing the haka as well is actually incredibly disrespectful to Maori culture. She should have just enjoyed the display instead of looking like a fool with her tongue out. You know, just FYI.

But, but, it's totes ok because see, it's in the name of feminism and diversity and also she is thin, pretty and blonde, so she had it coming!!!

I look forward to Snoopzilla's encounter with Mothra, and will be sure to dress accordingly.

Your headline is gross as shit. Elizabeth Smart - and all women - are more than their worst experiences. And she always was.

The fact that there is any amount of snark and derision towards Jaycee Dugard is FUCKING ASTONISHING considering what site we are on. That little girl was not only raped pretty much daily for the better part of a decade, she was forced to give birth to two children. She was in captivity for 18 years, which is an…

Pretty much what I was thinking, too. When did Jez become Live Journal?

I jumped off the Glee train awhile ago, but holy FUCK this is just so, so sad. This tribute is beautiful. Her voice is beautiful. That song is beautiful. Love is beautiful.

Patience Beard sits on your chin all day...and just watches.

These clips and Joan's costuming (well, most of it) in Mad Men are proof that there is literally no reason bigger women keep getting shit designer clothes on the red carpet. She looks absolutely brilliant in those costumes (except the sparkly flats, those didn't work).

This is like, Jesse Pinkman's meth-cookin' anthem (in happier times). Yo, you better work, bitch!

As always, my favorite thing about these shows is the inevitable onslaught of Tumblr posts with amazing photoshop jobs/comparisons/tweets/gifs. I am going to share them with you now, starting with the best (the rest are in the replies because I don't want to make y'all scroll forever down the comments):

" I've seen a dead person whom I knew when I was alive,"

Ellen Cleghorne gets no love?

I remember the singer/songwriter (R.I.P.) saying that all of the "silly" lines were placeholders for the demo track until he came up with better lyrics, but the demo was leaked to radio and couldn't be stopped.

In my opinion, "Thin-shaming" falls under the same category as misandry and reverse-racism. It's not to say that it doesn't happen or that it doesn't exist, but what people need to realize is that when you come from the perspective of the privileged class, there's a huge difference in (pardon the pun) weight being…

Considering the profligate spending and rampant consumerism we see exhibited by these preacher pimps, he should not be throwing stones.

and so the bisexual stereotype persists.... confusion needs to stop being used synonymously with sexuality