who are all these noble and brave patriots who can be at a Trump rally at 10am on a weekday? Shouldn’t they be at their jobs, all furiously bootstrapping? Sad!

colloquialism

I didn't know that Abigail Fisher had changed her name.

I love the idea of there being a volume of poptarts that is appropriate only for industrial use. What industry would it be, and for what use? Fracking?

*Trump steps up and starts bloviating*

I have no problem saying this, but it still hurts. I was sexually abused when I was the same age as these boys, and I understand the world of hell they have gone through. I told no one. I questioned my manhood, I blamed myself, the psychological and spiritual destruction continue to this day. Later in life I did tell…

It’s such BS. This isn’t the first time I’ve been asked to do something while she’s gone, nobody else is asked. Again, cause it’s something like typing a letter or something like that. It’s beneath men to type! My co-worker is 34 and I’m 35. Back when we were still a public CPA firm, he did not have his CPA…

Yaaaaaaaaay!!! Let it be more than two lines pleeeeeeease let it be more than two lines.

I need sufficient screen time for my favorite morning show co-host.

Woah. Thank you for this picture.

“I was defending the constitution”

I feel honored, not gonna lie.

Welcome!

Yep. That quote from the judge -

Wow, that’s quite a spoiler in the headline.

Wow thanks for the spoiler in the headline.. first thing I saw when clicking onto Jez, awesome.

Posting a spoiler in the headline. What the serious fuck?

Nice spoiler there friend.

Could you maybe not have put the huge spoiler in the title?

Nice, I went camping yesterday and had to miss the show, but luckily you spoiled the episode. Thanks