I love how she won’t believe it because she’s sure he’s got better taste in RAPE VICTIMS. My God.

Yep, for many reasons. 1) People of all races and ethnicities have large butts. Having a sizable ass is not a cultural trait that can be appropriated because it is a biological trait that is found across diverse populations all over the world. 2) Oakland is not synonymous with black. It’s a very racially diverse…

I said it in last’s night io9 thread and I’ll say it again, I’m gettin’ real sick and fucking tired of Ramsay’s god damn letter opener.

Major Upset

the university strives for fairness, sensitivity and compassion, taking into account all mitigating facts and circumstances. At the same time, BYU has zero tolerance for students who commit sexual violence

The only thing I envy about this lifestyle being sold is apparently knowing how to change a tire.

How am I expected to read this long article, when I got a rage stroke halfway into the third paragraph that has rendered me blind?

That’s why your beach home has insurance. Thanks for making a great analogy for us.

Even most of the Republicans have released more full tax returns than Bernie.

pretty sure it’s just a circle...

“...a lot of liberals sound like 18 year old polisci majors who just took their first class in socialism...”

Then have fun with another generation of a conservative SCOTUS.

Yeah, Susan, the idea is to progress without The Actual By God Blood-in-the-Streets Revolution. You want Trump picking some Supreme Court justices and pushing the entirety of progress back by a couple generations?

Spot on. I‘ve been using this argument since I saw a breakdown of everyone’s top staff. For fuck’s sake, even Trump has 3 women in the top ten.

Didn’t you know? Bernie is, like, all cool and shit. So cool he couldn’t even bother to find one woman to hire to one of the top ten most highly-paid positions in his campaign. Worse than Marco Rubio, even. But we’re a feminist site, so of course we’ll just keep shitting all over Clinton for... well, reasons.

Weird. I actually thought this bit was awesome. What makes it cringeworthy is how true it is.

I am 25 years old and this is STILL MY FAVORITE MOVIE OF ALL TIME. I don’t know the lines to any other movie besides this one. I can probably recite the whole thing. It is fucking HILARIOUS and we can’t be friends if you disagree.

“I don’t think they took my side,” Fields told the Washington Post. “They were protecting Trump more than me.”

Can’t wait to see what Gawker and Jez feed the Bros tomorrow!