It’s really really really hard and irritating. My ex-business partner often had her son at home with her and our productivity took a nose-dive. We almost missed an important sales meeting once because that fucking kid wouldn’t put his shoes on and get in the car. Only time I’ve ever yelled at someone else’s child.

Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.

And then he dabbed.

I always imagined Jared sounding like Gilbert Gottfried.

People can call me islamaphobic if they want, but the problem is that the islamic world is far, far right wing and the majority believe in political islam. Islam desperately needs a progressive liberal reformation as advocated by muslims like Irshad Manji and Majid Nawaz. It needs a sexual liberation movement. It…

He sees what you did there.

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Somehow, looking at this picture, I’m currently less upset about Trump getting to be president than I am about a smug brat like him getting to sit down and enjoy a special meal prepared by professional chefs every goddamn day of his life, when I’m sure he doesn’t even know how to make a baked potato.

Because that is what we do now. We can’t let people do anything good in this world without sifting through their past to find a reason to vilify them.

Do I believe they called him “Diaper Don?”

Tweet Beat, early edition:

she should listen to her friend billy zane, he’s a cool guy.

I mean we also have the shithead MRAs arguing that rape should be legal on private property

child the daily show’s been on since 96.

From a technical standpoint, Nixon’s excessive sweating would indicate that he was much hotter than JFK was during that debate.

More than the apartments, I’m more annoyed by the “quirky female character who eats a lot of greasy, fatty food but maintains perfect skin and stays slim” trope. She’s not shallow like those salad eating bitches, she just LOOKS like them.

As long as it explains about Victoria becoming a werewolf.

“Oh lord, the hypocrisy of Democrats this year reminds me why I left the party”