I only buy goat cheese that was made by free-range prisoners, up for parole for good behavior. Otherwise I can’t sleep at night.

One of the local radio stations asked listeners what questions Colbert should ask trump and boy they did not disappoint. They read them off and here’s a few:

Samantha Bee had an excellent response to this

So it’s sort of the opposite of why most churches have to close.

Also, is no one else concerned that this rally looked like something out of Deliverance?

Why are both their names alliterative? Is this some political comic? Is Pennsylvania trolling us?

So this makes Miller an activist against activism, right?

Jay was interviewed by The Intercept’s Natasha Vargas-Cooper (who has since joined Jezebel as a senior reporter) last year, where he sounded even odder about whether what he’d said in court was true. And the story rolls on.

The arrest and conviction were just too easy in this case, as the police didn’t even try, the prosecutor didn’t need to try, and the defense attorney didn’t even try. There is DNA evidence that was at the scene, but it has never been analyzed. Last I heard, it would be analyzed, but I have not read anything further on…

Guys too. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Guys too. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I could see this turning into a rousing game of Kegel tugawar!

I've already emailed this article to said bestie. I eagerly await her reaction.

These two things have opposing meanings:

“I’ll take that in cash.”

Interesting bars you got there.

I just don't have time for Macy's and its ilk. The store is set up to get me to wander around as much as possible and to look at everything from men's clothes to things more appropriate to my mother. I want to duck in and duck out, so I go to stores that respect my time.

An amazing cancelled TV show called Happy Endings. Elisha Cuthbert's character had a thing for ribs.