We’ve seen time and time and time again that it’s not until something Nintendo related gets coverage on mainstream video game news sites that Nintendo takes action (often in less than 24 hours). It’s happened with every single fan remake of a Nintendo game, and it’s happened with every Nintendo emulator.

Except Nintendo’s lawyers probably do more than read Kotaku

I want to help bring sanity and civility to the public discussion. And so today, I’m announcing my candidacy as a Republican

What makes me shake my head the most is that Conservative Politics have evolved and become emboldened to the point that they don’t really need the dog whistles and code anymore.

Marty...Homie, you don’t need to say “Traditional Families” anymore, you can just say “gay people are illegal,” your fellow Republicans…

I feel like they need to make a modern update of Koyaanisqatsi, where instead of the grim and depressing parts showcasing things like mass highway traffic, subway crowds, building demolitions, etc...

This whole deal, is, by far, the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever seen in my 34 years of existence. What in the actual fuck is this, and what kind of absolute fucking imbecile would pay for any of this? What is this for? What is the purpose? What are you even “playing”?

And plenty more are not as productive at home.

a lot aren’t. also communicating via zoom, slack etc isn’t the same as in-person. hybrid is the future.

I 100% understand wanting employees back at work so that they are on task and working regularly and continuously. Productivity does matter.

How interesting. They laid off 800 people last March so they could restructure and focus on the right projects https://kotaku.com/ea-layoffs-jobs-andrew-wilson-profits-electronic-arts-1850281078. I’m sure this time the restructuring will work and that it has nothing to do with giving more money to execs or stock…

Don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone ever refer to Horizon as “underrated”

No kidding, it’s based on a type of art that pretty famously moves at one frame per existence 

Oh, sure! All they have to do is yell “Convert! Upscale! ENHANCE!!” at it and snap their fingers and it’s done! Easy-peasy! Of course!

all it takes is one power-tripping executive with an irrational vendetta

If the smash success of Elden Ring doesn’t mean they farm Blooodborne for every drop they can get - Sony is insane.

Disclaimer: Sony could be insane.

That’s a very optimistic take. He might know for a fact that Sony has zero intention to do anything with the IP, and he can’t talk about that either, we don’t know.

I think AAAA stands for the sound you make when you realise how much money you wasted buying it.

I feel the same way. I had a blast playing the game, but going back just feels like too much. It felt so loverlong that I was exhausted by the end. Still recovering, haha.

everyone attempting to defend the Beast is inadvertently confirming the thesis statement of the article: that he is ANNOYING. he’s annoying! to look at, to listen to, to see coming in to your local walmart to complain about his slave labor chocolate. and yes, you can look that up, it is produced with slave labor. no…

I feel like every YouTube star that becomes the temporary king of the hill is just some immature brat leading an army of children who will soon forget him.