590 hours. It’s been a good year.

Sigh. I'm not sure how I missed that. I retract my previous statement.

I saw someone online refer to him as Blando Calrisian, and now that's all I can think of when I see the character.

It’s really not a spoiler. The game is 9 years old, it’s perfectly fine to talk about its ending, especially on a game site where a majority of people reading about this show likely already know the ending. Don’t worry about it.

Sorry to hear that. Hope things turn around.

I remember encountering it on Doom 2016 at the final boss. I think I played on normal mode and managed for most of the game, but the final boss kept annihilating me. After several deaths, the game asks, “Do you want to put on the slayer armor,” or something like that, and it was basically something that reduced all…

Unfortunately, I don’t think they’d stop being pieces of shit, they would just end up producing more shit. For people like this the idea of “productivity” is to do everything they can to screw over anyone outside their group instead of advancing society in any meaningful way, especially if (god forbid) it could cause…

The Count Dooku one is really pretty convincing until you look too close and, oh dear, he’s wearing a cock-and-balls.

“...delivers similar moral quandaries to the original while switching its still formidable voice actors’ accents from French to British.”

Someone should make sure there isn’t literally a console in there they’re selling secondhand (insert xzibit meme here).

This fucking guy.

The “shooty bits” were fine. The game was fun. It wasn’t a cat sim, and saying the team had no idea what to do with the idea they had is weirdly dismissive. My 6 year old was engaged from start to finish (watching me play). As for the “awful” ending, here’s how that conversation went:

On a totally separate note, those two photos are not the same, but are a mirror image of each other (you can tell by the angled, linear apartment building on the top right of both photos). Which one is correct?

They’re going to need some jolly co-operation with federal authorities.

These are great. The Consecration of Esthme is definitely something I would've played back when walking simulators were the big new thing in games.

Of all the times he could have chosen to make a point about the speedrunning community, he had to choose a charity event? An event that most of us would agree is, quite simply, good? Jesus. I hope SGDQ doesn’t have any legal exposure regarding money donated during this particular stream. I mean, this doesn’t seem like…

When I looked for what you mentioned I found it was an Axios report, which was relayed by Kotaku (and which somehow I completely missed):

To echo Marblekid: great work on this. I come to Kotaku for the fun stuff, and I stay for the good stuff like this.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/magazine/2022/04/25/damon-young-letter-that-man-who-emailed-correct-my-grammar/

Holy crap, Waluigi is the Mushroom Kingdom’s Murdoc... I kept thinking he reminded me of something but could never pinpoint it.