They’re not pro life, just pro birth, and their policies routinely cause far more deaths than there are abortions in any given time frame. But they’d rather win an argument than admit for even one second that they could be wrong, no matter how many people they hurt in the process.

Their movements are spot on, but in contrast to other people who've done this gag before, the camera also shows great attention to detail in how it zooms and reframes the shot depending on the context. It really feels like a game!

Please tell me Martha Stewart is in there too, and that her gun is called “The Homewrecker".

Oh, so that’s where Patches is. I’ve been wondering if I’d ever run into him.

Jeez, why’d you have to go and spoil the game for me?

Alas, I won’t be getting to Elden Ring for a while. Against my better judgement, I’m playing Horizon and Cyberpunk concurrently, so it’ll be a few months. To my surprise, I’m having fun with Cyberpunk. Horizon is an easy 10 for me, but Cyberpunk turns out to be a solid 7, and that's just dandy.

Jeez, spoiler alert! FFS, now I know the game has bridges in it! Just another example of how this site isn’t as good as it used to be before this comment.

I just want to say, since it doesn't look like you're getting much support: you're right, and I completely agree with you. Thanks for trying.

Thank you for taking the time to lay that out. Aside from being a plausible explanation, I just learned, like, three new things about illustrator.

Even just in the game startup cutscene he is smug AF.

I think the last fighting game I tried was Mortal Kombat 10. I bought it with the notion that it was somehow anything like the last fighting game I’d played before that, which was Mortal Kombat 3 (and that I was anything like the kid I used to be at that age). I learned that day that fighting games are not just not my…

This is neither shameless nor shoehorned. The game was quoted as the direct reason the family realized something was wrong. Settle down.

My son will be leading us in a third playthrough of Mario 3D World, possibly alternating it with our third playthrough of Odyssey. I keep waiting for the moment I’ll get tired of them, but that moment hasn’t arrived. Mostly I’m grateful every day that we got a Switch at the beginning of the pandemic, and I’ve been…

Thanks for giving us so much good writing in such a small span of time. Sorry to see you go, but I’m glad you’re doing what you need to do for yourself. Keep on doing that and you’ll be ok.

I’m making my way, slowly but surely, to the end of Red Dead Redemption 2. At least I think I am. The story suggests it’s coming, but this game sure does have a lot of game to it, so I probably shouldn’t be surprised if it just keeps going. Not that I'm complaining, but I guess I didn't expect the howlongtobeat…

Hey, embrace the spreadsheet. If it helps you with your backlog then it’s a righteous endeavor. I’ve tracked my backlog on howlongtobeat and kept a spreadsheet of completion times for almost 6 years now, and it’s served two useful purposes.

I’m currently taking the opposite approach and trying to get through the giant narrative games on my list this year. At the moment this means Red Dead Redemption 2, which is even bigger than I expected. Hoping to move straight into Horizon: Forbidden West when it comes out. After that it’ll be between Mass Effect: LE,…

But will it be backwards compatible? Because I picked up Astro, Moss and Paper Beast when Sony offered them for free last year, and man alive I really want to play them...

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I miss those posts too. It was basically the only thing I regularly commented on. Zack started up a discord server called Fauxtaku as a place for Photoshop contests, and he included a game chat section that I coopted as an imitation “what are you playing this weekend” as a form of personal therapy. Not too many people…