Only a good student with a gun can stop a grizzly bear with a mini crossbow.

Meh, he can’t land a backhand but he hits a reasonable forehand. That said, those pics belong in the FUPA Hall of Fame.

Day drinking is fine if you build in a nap. Day drinking straight into night drinking means at some point your brain DVR will stop recording.

“It isn’t the favored codification my guy!” - Theodore Donald Kerabatsos 

“I’m sorry about my use of that term! It was occidental!”

“Son, is this you or the liquor pretending to be Tulowitzki?”
“Dad... I am the liquor.”

I for one will be disappointed if Golden State chooses not to go to Washington. Opportunities like this come along once in a lifetime, if that. I think the Warriors, provided they receive an invitation, had better think long and hard about how to respond. It is a personal meeting with the Goddamn President of the…

He’s exactly what the Barves are trying to avoid by moving to Cobb County.

This kid is completely fucking overrated. The Twins are wise to pass on him, as would be the Reds. And Padres. And Rays.

Does Barron’s t-shirt indicate he has been offered a position as advisor?

So Tiger was driving a $200,000 Mercedes Benzodiazepine?

OOOPS, that can happen:

Still in Madchen Amick’s camp here.

If that bird wants to file a lawsuit, I know a guy.

I would agree to this if MLB also agreed to outlaw the Boston accent...and Red Sox fans...and the entire franchise.

This is the end result of basing your entire party platform on “the opposite of what liberals are saying, because they’re know-it-all’s and who asked them anyway.”

This will absolutely work in her favor, if it even has an impact at all. The Republicans’ ability to convince poor white Americans to vote against their own interests and support billionaires because reasons (brown people) is the greatest con job in American political history.

I tell ya...