Why don’t they take all the scrubs out of the playoffs, just race the cars that are in it? It would be cool to see a nascar race with 4 cars on the track instead of 30.

Ok, remember any wedding you went to that wasn’t your own, can you remember what type of flowers or what the color theme was? Women will obsess over this for weeks/months and they say people care so little they can’t tell you the next day what type and color the flowers were.

For context pull out your family photo album when friends come over, if you had a hidden camera rolling I promise you will get the faces of the friends muttering under their breath and rolling their eyes. .

Or let him do things he’s good at, yard work, fixing things, cooking? I have been with my wife for 15 years now, She has done laundry, and cleaning for all 15 years. I do lawn work, cooking, and fixing stuff. We have separate bank accounts, she buys anything she wants, as do I. We have never once in 15 years argued…

People make life so much harder than it is! My wife does all the cleaning and laundry. I do the yard work and cooking and I pay all the bills. We have separate bank accounts. We have never once argued over money, chores, or come to think of it we have not been in an argument or upset about anything in years.  

I have used this comment about everything in life now! Wife standing in home depot with 6 different green paint swatches-nobody cares, what kind and color flowers and place settings for a wedding-nobody cares, what kind of car she gets-nobody cares, peoples kids-nobody cares. people spend so much time worried about…

How do so many old people mistake the gas pedal for brakes? I mean I know your reaction slows as you age, but this is not really reaction related. Is it because of the orthopedic shoes they wear?

Most of the time it is a 40 something haggled mom in a suburban with a latte in one hand, and an iphone in the other, probably on the phone with their adderal dealer. They don’t have time to be looking behind them.

2 years ago I was messing around and put an all white draft kings football team together it was brady, gronk, burkhead, ripkowski, jordy nelson, edelman, beasly, won $1000 my buddy was pissed when he asked how I put the winning team together, and I told him I just put the best white guys together.

Does anyone know if it is possible to exchange my white privilege card for a new one? Mine doesn’t seem to be working. Unless there is somewhere to activate it that I don’t know about?

My dad bought me a 75 Camaro when I was 14 to drive when I got my license 2 years later. I knew where he kept the keys so me and my stupid friends would take it out for an hour everyday after school. The nosey meddling neighbor told my dad about it after a month. He looked at the mileage and was pissed. We put 2000…

If you are a regular drinker and pill popper you will do just fine doing something you do everyday of your life. you would be amazed if you knew even where you work how many people are regularly popping pills and snorting coke and you have no idea they are doing it.  

And how do you plan to stop people from buying them? Can I get your 5 step plan to stopping anyone from getting this gun? Remember you or I can buy cocaine, machine guns, hookers, pretty much anything that is illegal in 20 minutes.

Every mammal will do it, set a bowl of cows milk,or goats milk in front of your cat or dog, I bet they drink it!

Tigers fan here, he is the best player ever, at least against us he was.

I don’t think I have ever laughed at a gif this hard. I did see this in real life though when a drunk buddy eating peanuts at a tigers game thought it would be a good idea to yell at Jonny damon with a full mouth of peanuts and shells.

I am so fucking glad I don’t have kids and never will!

Welcome to the jungle, I’m on my way to see GNR right now in Detroit but you can bet your ass I will be on the way to the car when that shit comes on!

Man I would go into deep depression having one kid, if I knew I was having twins I would eat a bullet.

You are not kidding I have seen multiple lease cars returned after 3 years without 1 oil change and 35k miles on it.