Here’s the thing, you take away the germs and onions will be alright for you.  Give me vegetables over meat 99% of the time. 

MSDNC is a solid burn. No fucking way Trump came up with that on his own. 

...people laughed at me when I became a vegetarian two years ago.

I heard Arizona State and stopped listening lol 

I guess he felt he had to do something to replace the revolving book running joke

I like the Sea Captain because it’s such a lame skit and I thought that was the point. 

I didn’t mention anything about NYC, though.

I love both Ruffin and Wilmore! I look forward to their shows. I hope Wilmore gets more than 30 minutes for a talk show this time around.

she’s probably living off the residuals of the book and that damn movie that way too many black folks love because some of us are so thirsty for mainstream validation, we will go all in on any kind of trash that shows us the slightest hint of heroism, even if most of that ish ain’t nothing but lies.

Dear ‘Bama Fan,

But let’s not forget the real victim in all of this: the victim of Guice’s alleged abuse.

ugh. The Help. 

He’s so stupid. It’s fun to watch all the fools who support him ignore when he says something idiotic, which happens at least two times on the regular, day and night (h/t The Deele, Two Occasions) They all act like they didn’t hear his mental flatulence and ignore the stench it leaves behind.  

That’s not the point of the picture, Magellan 

Monique, you live in the Valley? Well damn, I used to live out in Glendale and worked at SRP for 13 years! Small world! Small world!

The only thing that matters is that the VP is qualified and legit. I’m afraid that making it mandatory to have a Black Woman be the VP is going to cause major issues if Biden chooses a white woman someone other than a sister.

This episode should have been a 2 hour one, way too many backstories left out there (what about the Injustice League’s kids (well, we found out that Issac didn’t shove that tuba anywhere, so there’s that) How in the hell did crazy ass Cindy get away? I know that Courtney KO’d her but she didn’t even try to throw her…

There are a lot of cool people out there. 

So...Savage (Remix) > WAP, right?

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