Memphis sucks too. All of Tennessee sucks. I hope they move the Preds to Kentucky and turn the entire state into a dirt lot. 

I don’t have a personal stake in this, because I think NASCAR is garbage and Barstool is just the Chive for sports, but why wouldn’t a sport trying to gain traction with young white males, partner with a site that has a a predominantly young, white, Male audience?

If the idea of hosting porn in a tumblr format is so popular, why doesn't the community just make their own service?

I am extremely excited for this. One of the benefits to waking up early for work really. 

I believe most states require a permit even for online stores. I can only order from certain places in my state. 

Way to separate the football team and its supporters from the 65 year olds making all the laws we hate. 

You are the worst. 

I kinda doubt that she had to hide in a bathroom for 45 minutes out of fear. Is there a roving mob of angry Twitter users seeking out people who make corporate complaints?

Yay! Kill facebook!

Eh. We have decent burgers. 

“Deserve to own property". What the hell? Should people not be allowed to own (technically lease if you want to consider property tax) property? Is that an actual stance people have?

Yeah definately no Polish jokes. 

Thanks for sending that alcoholic dipshit who thinks a tight end screen is a deep pass back to us. -

Dudes who use Kuerigs are shit.

The wonderful thing about politics in this country is that, if you just don’t care, you can manipulate both sides at the same time and make a massive amount of money. You can sell plastic straws to the right wing by saying that liberals are banning them, and you can sell gun control prop vote signs to the left by…

“We promise you that we will make sure you win the 2020 election, and live out life as a rich, powerful and constantly in the news individual, if you never mention aliens." 

Do all of these giant corporations really think their terms and conditions are legally binding? I can understand if they elect to kick you off of their service for violations, but it isn't actually illegal to ignore their site based rules, right?

Who cares if someone hears you having sex? 

I can't tell if my reply ever posted, but I completely agree.

Why can't we just throw a huge party and celebrate the fact that we are actually alive to see the end?