Well, if every human started dying off at an alarming rate, I feel my concern would be with the overall, you know, absolute death of everyone. 

Kinda taking the small view of things yeah?

I've said it before and I'll say it again, I hope I live to see the complete destruction of humanity. 

You are the absolute best Australian. 

Where does it claim to be aimed at middle class Americans?

I wonder how many people actually give barstool some clicks because of the amount of coverage here. 

It doesn't make you a sexist to not enjoy a female sport. Just like it doesn't make you classist to not enjoy golf. 

I hope I'm dead before whatever war all of this is going to cause actually starts. 

Heaviness in other humans is completely in the eye of the beholder, moving from Biloxi to Salt Lake City taught me that. 

So, laws are only important if they protect people who enjoy riding bikes. 

You are doing a brave thing, speaking in an educated manner among crackpots with no understanding of how the military works.

Is it not the duty of the reader to comprehend and decide what is valid and what is not? Journalists shouldn't be taken at face value or trusted to the extent that we assume they are without alternative worry and motive. 

#musk2020

Waiting for a rehash of the war of 1812

“I harrassed someone who works for the NHL about something no one cares about, and perhaps violated the ethics we pretend to support by targeting another "sports media" outlet for daring to advertise with, GASP, a sports team."

“Journalistic Ethics?" Bahahahahaahahaha "Deadspin, home of ethical and well researched, unbiased and professional journalism, Hope's that SI puts stock in Joirnalistic Ethics." Jesus tap dancing Fuck. 

I hope the Raptors get swept. I don’t like Golden State but I am not ready for the “awesome shucks we are just so happy we won a ring” attitude that will come from Raptors fans/Drake apologists. 

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