Perhaps the most depressing Colts story I can tell is the following. As a Bills fan, I was at the Snow Game between our two teams and watched two Colts fans at the tailgate who made the 8 hour drive to the game together get into a fistfight over whether it would be better for the Colts to win or loss this game with eac…

Sara sounds like a keeper to me

I live in NYC and it’s never even occurred to me to go to MetLife Stadium for an actual game. I’m more likely to do an Iron Man Triathlon.

“I just signed your death warrant.”

Not wanting it to go to waste, I did a quarter ounce of cocaine, fucked my wife’s sister like I’ve always wanted to, called my boss and called him an old bald cocksucker, then burned my house down for fun.

White Power Forward

I feel awful for these kids. Where the fuck are their parents? Your kid is morbidly obese at 17, and wearing a “Wet Dream Team” jersey with epithets on the back?

“You’re tall, what position do you play?”

I would’ve given up my internal organs to see a Raven just spear the absolute living fuck out of Tomlin for pulling that garbage.

Sounds like the Virgin Islands are going to get seriously boned by this. After that they’ll just be called “the Islands”.

Ah, football season. Summer begins to wane, the leaves on the trees begin to change, fat dudes set up tailgates with enough meat products to give thirty people heart attacks, and Vontaze Burfict is smoking fools and facing suspensions. Truly magical.

And people say the preseason is a waste of time.

[Signs with Patriots]

But she had gone native so he had to tame her/claim her back.

Chris:

Why the fuck does her friend think she’d profit from the sex-tape too?

Seriously, take this guy instead. He can’t even WOO

Why would you have to look for a ball if it went into a hazard? If it goes in a pond do you have to get a scuba team to make sure it didn’t actually roll out of the water?

Alternatively, Qatar has several thousand “volunteer construction enthusiasts” that will be available.

The Chargers introducing their new logo was the branding equivalent of a guy asking his wife to try anal for the first time.