It is odd that a soccer writer demands resolution of every plot.

Nah.

In honor of the Walt Whitman Bridge:

The Walt Whitman Bridge seems like the ideal place to be caught with a few leaves of grass.

Anyone else seen those awful Toyota commercials of the “brothers” driving around the Monaco Grand Prix circuit? Where you just think to yourself “who’s your audience here”. I mean is this for the Americans who have no clue what’s going on, or the people who understand Toyota spent up to a billion dollars a year to…

Due to weather conditions, the pilot wanted to abort the landing, but Pence was extremely opposed to it.

RIP to shovel girl. Titanic remix forever:

Maybe if today is Opposite Day where best actually means worst.

there’s a guy outside who says he needs to be in here

Extremely good shit. I love to take my kids out to pick apples and pumpkins.

Flu shots are bullshit, right?

...you’ll get there w(hyundai).

When I cross one way streets, I also look the other way to make sure nobody goes the wrong way. Probably paranoid, but still.

I don’t know about that, but I’m pretty sure you could talk Zygi Wilf into a few rounds of Mario Kart.

This list should be Jerry Jones typed 32 times. You know that guy gets into some shit when he’s drunk.

How the fuck was I supposed to know that?

Damn, so much snark......get yourself an atta boy from petty cash.......

Ballaban, you have never been more wrong. I will resist the urge to call you names, because I genuinely like you and your writing. This Impala is a simple V8 swap away from perfection. GM B-bodies are such great cruising vehicles, and frankly not that big or hard to park for anybody with a modicum of spatial…

This pushes all the right buttons for me except for that center console. If I’m gonna drive a big land yacht I really would want a bench seat up front.

But...that’s dumb. The first two attempts the front wheel wasn’t on the ground, but for the last one it was. That’s probably your answer right there...