The solution to this is to live in Canada, absolutely no stink-eye when you reclaim your seat or the offender gets deported.

Its now way worse with movie theaters with assigned seatings. Like I’m sorry that your family now has to split up, maybe you should have bought your tickets online before you got here like every other fucking person.

Agreed. As a marginal fan of baseball, I am usually late, but fuck that guy. I paid for my seat. If you wanted my seat, you could have bought it (as it was still for sale when I showed up at the ticket booth halfway through the third).

I have season tickets to two professional sports teams, MLB and NHL, and have had both sets of seats for over a decade. One of the greatest joys is kicking people out of my seats.

Agreed. I know this will sound horrid and Internet Tough Guy, so I apologize in advance...but if they resist getting out of the seat, I really see nothing wrong with hitting them in the fucking ear.

The next time you get a side-eye for what you purchased, just remember: Ms. Judgemental is a fucking cashier.

If only there were some well-known precedent for why you don’t throw the ball in this situation...

You’re wrong. Next!

Ratings for news teams reporting the debate (and establishing their political “cred”).

That said I also believe his performance last night put a hard ceiling on his support, and it’s below the number needed to win.

Well, now he has a record, and he’ll probably be fired. So there you go.

Ringer, I served with Grantland. I knew Grantland. Grantland was a friend of mine. Ringer, you’re no Grantland.

What is this stupid phenomenon about people forgetting kids and animals in their cars? I mean, how the fuck can you forget a living thing in your car? Every time I get out of my car, I walk to the back and then around the other side looking in the windows to make sure I don’t even forget a grocery bag.

Maybe I’m just slow in this regard, but having driven manual cars for almost 25 years years, I still can’t heel-toe without jerky, abrupt crap happening.

The Aspen looks right, but I’m also seeing a mid 2000s Toyota Highlander in that.

But why do we care about sports broadcasters social opinions? Let’s suggest they stick to broadcasting!

Does it have to be this cerebral? Information has become much more accessible, while we’ve barely gotten any smarter. Can’t it be as simple as ‘Because LeBron is more recognizable than your average lawmaker’?

I love the clean, sleek lines - very refreshing compared to the overwrought NSX and GTR.

There is a major disconnect between the shiteater grin of the driver and the terror of the people trying to gather up their kids who luckily escaped being run over. “My bad, my bad.”

HOORAY! NERD STUFF! Jalopnik needs more nerd stuff. Just FYI David, ACAC and LCAC aren’t explained, I have no idea what those acronyms mean, Air Cooled Air Charge? Liquid Cooled Air Charge?