Looks like any old day on GTA Online.

I thought we decided that anything that says "this simple hack..." should not be taken seriously.

TRUCK YEAH?????

No pavement princesses here. Old and new:

omg deer vapor

Gelson's is 'spensive. But tell me, as I've always wondered, how someone can eat more than 2 or 3 bites of Subway's meatball sandwiches without the taste getting immediately old. I love meatballs and I like Subway enough I guess, but I can't even take down a 6 inch. When I get whatever sandwich I normally do I can…

It all sounds like BS to me.

Anything involving extremely modified Piaggio Apes, be it on a rally stage

Strictly speaking, it's not really a race. In many ways it's the inbred cousin of drifting in that it's not about speed but about style and form. I present for you the Car Roll Championships

That thing was side-steppin' hard.

It's like the Eastern European version of the A-Team

I thought you needed three rings for a circus.

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I'll offer $10k and the seller will reject it, but we'll both advance to the next round of negotiations for some stupid reason.

If you just described this car me, with words, I would consider it sacrilege. But after seeing the pics, I'm pretty blown away. It's a stunner.

Free throws have a very small impact on the final score. PKs are game-changing. Terrible comparison.

Wow is that Robben guy an incredible piece if shit. Is soccer always this disappointing?

*cough cough*

I make my own shandy by combining half a PBR and half a Smirnoff Ice, topped with a shot of vodka. The job, she done.