[chops body up]

I got a week of detentions for throwing grapes at cars from the bus stop. Grapes! I was torn between being a humiliated goody two shoes and like wtf man, it’s just grapes.

ahhhh this is really bad but as elementary school kids in the early 90s we didn’t have the anti-bullying ethos of today to know better... there was this one kid in our class with cerebral palsy and we used to tell him that so-and-so wanted a hug so he would walk over to whoever the target was and attack them during…

look into whether you can reserve space in a town or city park, that’s what my wife and I did. Then just have the reception at a good bar. We only had 80 ppl tho, dunno what your guest list is like.

Agreed, Cranes in the sky is pretty phenomenal.

Stick to soccer!

So confused by that chick in the Outback. Not that every thief steals out of necessity, but she’s not what I picture when I think “Jeep parts thief,” or even “random package thief.”

No, he’s just a moron.

The media is in the bag for fairness and truth, both of which happen to be conspicuously absent from most Republican positions.

Did you seriously just ask why it matters that a foreign government was likely able to influence a U.S. presidential election?

Manhattan is already lost. Let the hordes pile up in their soulless office-to-condo conversions and leave Brooklyn et al to the normies.

You can leave. Remember you don’t have the raw numbers - he lost the popular vote.

It still irks me a bit that Jimmi Simpson and Ed Harris neither look nor sound anything alike.

Right? I wonder how LeBron feels about this chipmunk stalking him for basically his entire career.

My fourth grade teacher had a spin on that slave day involving Medieval Europe - everyone was assigned a role from serf up through the various nobility ranks all the way to King/Queen. I drew serf, so I had to wear dirty paint-stained clothes (kept on hand for this and passed out to us), give more than half my lunch…

I’m surprised at the amount of you guys not voting at the top of the ticket. I understand everyone’s various ideological objections and differences, but I also live in a safely blue state and this is the first time I feel like it’s important to run up the popular vote against the other candidate to help make a…

Did you guys force Drew to participate for once, or put his kids in a hole for an hour? Seeing more answers from him than ever before.

Sheesh, did a homeless man shit in your cereal this morning?

I downloaded a random episode of the ringer podcast this fall just to see if his NFL takes were still bad. It’s half an hour of him star fucking Kimmel via “Cousin Sal” and proclaiming “I just don’t think he’s good at football” about random mid-level players. I regret not taking out my headphones to listen to the…

He’s just mad because Maddon didn’t get it done for his shitty Rays.