You know, I like the amount of glass around the cabin, but the front really looks like a generic SUV from Grand Theft Auto. Appreciate the apparent ground clearance though.

Thank you for referencing Caps For Sale. Little fat me loved that book, mainly because the caps looked like delicious pies.

My friend was super psyched to get his license and passed the test with flying colors. His parents had brought along their own car so that he could drive himself home afterwards and they would follow. Well, he ended up blowing a yellow/red light accidentally and got pulled over right in front of his parents. Lost his…

"Time is a flat circle. That's why we're bringing back the Continental."

Jesus, they're supposed to be deals aimed at the readership, not exclusively car deals. Deadspin's aren't all sporting equipment, Kotaku's aren't all video games, and Gizmodos aren't all tech products.

your last sentence pretty much hit the nail on the head

I'm not from that area, so thanks for educating me on the Bay Area nomenclature. I will say that you Californians have a very skewed perception of what is "far," at least compared to the East Coast. Or maybe we're skewed. Who knows!

TO BE FAIR, they were the Boston Patriots and changed their name when they moved to Foxboro. So at least they didn't try to keep up that charade.

I had a feeling it was close to DC, but honestly I didn't feel like looking up the exact location. But thank you for pointing that out.

How the hell do you guys always get the perfect awkward-moment-at-a-sporting-event gifs?

I clearly need to watch more drift onboards

Good for Santa Clara!

These are all true! However the Meadowlands are much closer to NYC than Santa Clara is to San Francisco (plus it's the only wide-open space), and the Angels are stuck with their ungainly "of Anaheim" suffix as punishment. But yeah, fuck the Pistons and the Redskins too while we're at it.

As an aside, I think it's stupid that the team was allowed to move all the way to Santa Clara and keep "San Francisco" in their name. I understand that's the direction that a lot of teams are heading in given the premium on urban space, but still. Is there any other team that's geographically farther away from their…

as I've said to others, my remark was based on his comment history being 90% Kotaku, not a judgment on the blog itself.

it's his too based on comment history

I'm just going off his comment history

Back to Kotaku with ye

Wow, it even makes the New York license plate look good.

why does Drew always get to skip these things?