You're going to go broke.

why is your reply pending?

I just bought one the coupes in GT6 for use in a hot hatch series and now I can't stop driving it. One day I'll get the real thing. One day...

This is a minivan we deserve.

Pineapple is for seven year olds and people who enjoy bad pizza. Where the fuck are the pluots?

My father spent his 35+ year career in medicine as a neonatologist working to save critically-ill premature babies who often suffered from profound birth defects. He has many stories of the incredible anguish that families go through after having a baby born in that condition, only to pass away a few hours or days…

You're not familiar with how poverty works, are you?

Yes, as decided by the U.S. Supreme Court in Roe v. Wade more than 40 years ago.

You have literally no idea what you're talking about, so stop.

My local track always had either school bus races or demo derbies the Friday night after school let out for summer. I believe they even called it the classic "Night of Destruction"

Salty beer is already a thing.

I have never seen a cloud of deer before. That is something.

Give me amber ale or give me death.

well that's probably why there are homeless people there

yes

That's exactly how I feel. I patronized Subway for the first time in years this weekend (train station, you know...) but I couldn't get down more than three bites of my ham and cheese before thinking "Nope."

I can tell that's supposed to mean something, but as an American I don't know what you're getting at.

Of course this exists. Simultaneously surprising and not surprising.

Thank you for bringing this to my attention.

No question, the downhill shopping cart racing series run by the homeless men in North Vancouver, as profiled by Murray Siple in the excellent documentary "Carts of Darkness." Those guys are fucking insane.