Ughhh I just want Lu to get her shit together. I love Lu but hate Lu high on Tom. He makes her stupid. And I don’t mean stupid because she took him back after he sucked face with the Bunny (that’s her business). She looks stupid because she defends his stupid lies about stupid shit. All she had to say was, “maybe he…

Definitely one of my top 5 Luann moments...

1. I kind of love Luann too. I really enjoyed the moment at Dorinda’s holiday party where she pushed her face into Bethenny’s and gave her a smarmy smile.

I’m sorry I didn’t clearly articulate the fact that your comment makes you sound like you’re older than dirt with 1980s hack standup comedic sensibility. That was wrong of me.

Team Luann! I admit she has her faults, obvs, but ever since she joyfully cackled at Aviva’s LEG a couple seasons ago she catapulted to Best Housewife Ever. It was the most genuine moment in Housewives history. I see the real Luann underneath all the layer of Countess and she is actually “cool”! I wish she had enough…

Bethenny is a horrible person. She is so deeply unhappy and bitter, and she just takes it out on everyone. And Girl, all the product placement just REEKS of desperation. Stop.

I just watched this recently and this is perhaps my favorite thing Luann has ever said.

I found it hard to get through this reunion because somehow Bethenny is even more miserable and insufferable vs when she’s on the actual show.

“I just didn’t have another sex position in me.”

Bye, Phyllis.

Welp...

I do not agree that being uncomfortable with armed vigilantes makes someone a “rape apologist”.

Threatening to rape people and threatening to castrate them are incompatible with any kind of moral authority. The idea that those things can be made good by circumstance just shows how far things have fallen.

So that’s intimidation, threats, and harassment, right? Like, in my mind there’s protesting and then there’s writing slogans about murdering or mutilating someone and then standing outside their home with weapons. But I guess it’s cool this time because reasons. What will be the tone of the comments section if someone…

Carole’s dress was so matronly. Given the age difference with her BF, I wouldn’t go out of my way to look like a Victorian age grandma.

Best fucking assessment on Frankel that I have ever read!

There is SO much shit in Bethenny’s closet that if anyone ever dug an inch deep into her familial, romantic or business relationships— she’d have to hide forever. You mentioned literally 3% of the shady business stuff she’s pulled and do not get me started on her divorce. Those 4 years were not about Jason Hoppy…

Her handling of Bethenny The Viper all season long but especially last night was phenomenal, as well.

Sonja is the best. She’s never mean but she will call things out, usually in a charming way. I think she is fabulous and the best of the lot.