You do know the difference between the states prosecutor and the feds, right?

Suppression of the free press...

Trump will next criticize Clinton’s ill-fitting suits, her inexplicably orange skin, her tendency to loom over people, and her terrible comb-over. “I hear she just reaches out and grabs people by the pussy, is what I hear” reports Trump.

This certainly has been the October Suprise that keeps on giving.

I put her with Kathleen Turner, Helen Mirren, and Emma Thompson in the Amazing Women You Would Have a Great Time Drinking With But Do Not *Ever* Want to Piss Off group. I should probably add Meryl Streep to that group, too.

*11/28/16

Oh, come on. He didn’t say anything about this girl he wouldn’t say about his own daughter.

She has a book coming out next year about the subject, promising “highly tactical, solution-oriented content” for women in the office.

Jesus Christ, I didn’t even read the article, I read the first sentence and then came here to say exactly this. I feel like my divorce ruined love for me. I’ll never be the same in that I’ll never be completely carefree and trusting in a romantic relationship again.

Not to mention that it’s the gift that just never, ever stops giving. Would that it was a “one and done”-type thing. I have kids with my ex and it seems I end up reliving the divorce about once every 2-3 months. Fun stuff.

My thoughts exactly as I read the “darkly enjoyable” line. There is nothing remotely fun about divorce. It was the second most stressful, painful period in my entire life. The first most stressful, painful period was when my husband was busy blowing up our marriage. If I hadn’t had a very, very good therapist, I…

I think people that haven’t been divorced or maybe even married seem to think it’s fun to legally go after someone you hate. They ignore the fact that divorce is horrible because oftentimes the hate is so mixed up with the love that all the “fun” of being bitchy is removed. It’s just flat awful.

Yeah, there was nothing enjoyable about my divorce at all. It was better being away from my ex than with him, but that didn’t mean it was good, it was fucking awful and still kind of is.

Did you both use the same cute Indian man as a sex toy?

I hope you never go through a divorce. Maybe I did my divorce “wrong” but there was nothing enjoyable about it. Not even “darkly enjoyable.” Devastating and tedious? Sure.

Exactly. If you want to have sex with other people, talk to your partner about it. If they say that they aren’t comfortable with that and you want to do it anyway, break up with them like a damn grown-up. Monogamy isn’t the only way to have a relationship, but if you have agreed to be monogamous with your partner…

We’re all, on some level, totally awful and just a multimillion-dollar house and a beautiful blue coat away from accidentally blowing up our lives on a whim like Frances.

Ivanka Trump is definitely not the “normal” one. She’s a bit more self-aware and has slightly more modern sensibilities than daddy but she’s every bit the branding opportunist that he is.

Goddamn that was some amazing evasive maneuvering.

What’s the weirder life? Being married to Hitler, being a favored child of Hitler or being the child Hitler doesn’t like because you don’t have the boobs Hitler thinks his daughter should have?