John McCain, who didn’t think personal insults or an all-out attack on a Gold Star family were reasons not to support Trump, pulled his endorsement. Something is definitely different here.

I call her Hermione Clinton in my head now, because you just know that even though she could beat Trump without studying a goddamn bit, she still studies because she wants to be the best she can possibly be.

It’s easy to imagine Hillary Clinton wiling the evening away with some close friends, laughing over champagne over all of this mishegoss.

I dream of the day I’ll be able to open Jezebel and not see the hairy cheeto with the anus mouth all over the first page.

If a grade-school teacher of his came out and said she had to put Trump in time out during recess for bad behavior when he was 8 years old, he’d call her a fat ugly cunt who was jealous that he wasn’t attracted to her.

This is the debate he actually, sincerely loses it, right? Like, the one where he finally drops the much anticipated C-bomb at Clinton for daring to not yield to his 12-year-old tantrum-interruptions, then storms off stage because the people in the crowd asking him real, honest questions are “not being very nice and…

“Do you really think that Hillary Clinton is debate-prepping for three or four days. Hillary Clinton is resting, okay?”

Bein’ the CEO of Backpage ain’t easy

If I was paid $150 million to kill someone, I’d be buying a new identity ASAP.

Heidi Klum loves Halloween like Halloween deserves to be loved. I can’t wait to see what craziness she’ll become this year.

Yeah but you still have to believe in Xenu in order to buy into all the ‘technology’, so sorry but you’re still a fucking lunatic.

I don’t wear make-up and people don’t think I’m brave or cool or edgy. They do frequently comment on how tired I look.

I’m going to bet on this trend lasting for all of two selfies. Women who aren’t photographed for a living will continue to wear or not wear makeup as they always did, and stars will continue to do spend a ton of time making sure they look perfect in pictures.

• Christina Aguilera once “called a staffer from the other end of the house to get something like a towel that was mere feet away from her.”

Im sure it was quite a fairy tale to have a husband who fucked anything with a pulse and had his brains deposited on her face.

The thing about Diana was that she was defiant and remorseless right until the very end, and she lived well into her nineties. And, yes, I do think Unity was not in her right mind for most of her life, certainly as an adult.

Yes, we need another book about the Mitford sisters, because I will never ever stop reading about them, and I think I own every book published about them (and written by them) to date. Their exploits (real and fictional) have captivated my imagination since I was a teenager, and I am 51 now. The family and the era…

Because as journalistic policy, opposing the reporting of the true identity of a globally famous pseudonymous person is insane.