Nordic heritage. See: Kris Kristofersson.

Michelle is the bomb. Amazingly intelligent, funny, slightly self-depricating. It seems I’ve pissed off someone at Jezebel so any post I make cannot get likes or dragged out of the greys (pure honesty of opinion is not Jezebel’s style, it seems) but want to say that Michelle rocks my world. I want her, Hillary, and…

Oh for fuck’s sake. Now ballerinas are screaming ‘appropriation’? It’s a bloody photo shoot. Jesus Christ on a stick, the world has truly gone mad in 2016.

Actually, I’d love to see Al take this one on.

White people don’t have a culture? Huh. News to me. Now let’s go ask Beyoncé if white folks should stop listening to (and buying!) her work in order to cut down on cultural appropriation. Or maybe she can release it with a handbook so we all think the ‘right’ things about it.

I agree. Did Beyoncé create this for black women only? Or maybe rich black women wielding enormous influence? Does that mean no ‘rich white lady feminists’ should buy her work because we ‘won’t get it’?

Deleted. I realised I can’t with this stuff anymore.

Personally, I figured it was Beyoncé’s mother who designed the costumes for Amy and the gang. They look like some of the crap Destiny’s Child used to wear.

Ahead of her time or ripped off sub-cultures, which she subsequently made boatloads of money from?

I thought this was clear a long time ago? She’s pretty talented. Just needs to figure out who she wants to be.

They blocked Obama every chance they got so not surprised one bit.

She was ill, threw up, and carried on with the show. Not seeing how that’s attention seeking. Rather, I see it more as her being a pro and not disappointing her fans.

Hopefully Carole, who is dull as dust.

That would mean Bethenny returning, the thought of which makes me clench my teeth.

I think Zelda was a bit more than that.

I’ve always thought the Beautiful and Damned perfectly illuminated how a couple goes from passionate love to quiet loathing.

And everyone breathes a sigh of relief.

This reminds me of the old Woody Allen short story about the family of thieves.

She may be a phone throwing nut job but damn, she is mesmerising.

It wasn’t Crowe’s house, it was a hotel room. According to all reports she went pretty batshit and Crowe getting her out of there was the right thing to do.