Hayne apparently cleared waivers. Which is good for the Niners but bad for my track record of Fantasy GM/sports analyst. I guess even Skip Bayless is wrong once in a while.

Scientific proof Marijuana kills your dreams.

Blows them up on Fourth of July, reveals them right before Halloween. They’ll grow back on Easter.

Don’t be so cavallari with their health

And then I took a Lyft home.

And we blacks can’t blend in to look white in a suit, Mexican with beanies on, or Asian when stoned yet people tend to forget that. If you’re black, you’re black and that attaches a lot of stereotypes to your person unfortunately

Yes it would have, if a student was attacking another student, I could see an administrator tossing her across the room to separate them, but that’s not what happened. The only reason I commented was because I thought you were defending the cop, but since it seems you aren’t, nevermind.

You’re the most embarrassing thing about your company that isn’t named “Kinja.”

This post wins all the Kinja

This kid writes like he’s going to be a washed up NFL punter in 10 years...

No charges were brought because there was no offense.

The situation ended when Tomsula told Davis to pretend like the issue was a football and drop it.

Before we start talking about what a great teammate Staley is, just remember: there’s no way he would have had his quarterback’s back if Kaepernick was left-handed.

KOTAKURUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Screw Hillsdale

Fuck man, I know what the kid did was dead serious, but the idea of someone rampaging around with a chainsaw is also just so fucking absurd- and the kid wasn’t even immediately expelled after that?

Ah, the Alex Youshock incident at Hillsdale. Hello, other Bay Area guy.