Can’t make this stuff up.

“The video then shows the student resisting and being arrested by the SRO.”

Why is Randle taking a shit on the field?

This never would have happened if Glen Rice Jr. had used a Saddleback Leather Passport Wallet with RFID shield, your favorite passport holder, available right now at the lowest price ever. With two card slots and a large bill compartment, you’ll have room for all $5,953 cash. Grab it while you can.

former Washington Wizard Glen Rice Jr.

As a referee, its basically porn to me as well.

It’s also the entire employee handbook for University of Phoenix Online admissions staff.

“It’s good to admit mistakes.”

I do replay for the jumbotron in the arena in my town. This situation is basically porn for me.

The Yahoo! stream was so good that Pat McAfee tried to drunkenly swim in it.

“Yeah, see, here’s your problem: these teams fucking suck.”

I knew someone would call you out for deer. I wanted to switch it up.

Dear in the fucking headlights:*

I dunno, he doesn’t seem like that nice a guy.

Time to change their name to the San Francisco Third and Niners.

Total bullshit. Counter Strike has always had bullet spread, from the earliest days as a Half-Life mod, way back in 1999.

Not clear enough by the looks of the comments...

No, they are clearly photoshopped.

Not sure why that arouses your disgust. My son is on the spectrum, and that is exactly how to best communicate with him. Reducing the number of words parses the message down to its bare bones and eliminates the distraction of extraneous words which distract him (he latches on to interesting or unfamiliar phrases, and…