I’m glad to see he at least found the perfect shirt to summarize the experience he’s been through.

I think you were looking for this gem.

This is going to be like when everybody wanted that jacket Ryan Gosling wears in Drive, except they aren’t ridiculously handsome like Gosling is and ended up looking like this:

“Trained ape” the proper term is “Smirking Bristol Chimp”

Condolences about your father. What really baffles me about this situation is that he didn’t in any way alter his uniform. There is no rule stating eye black must be worn or can’t be worn, much less how one should wear it it. As long as he is not promoting a commercial product I fail to see how the NFL has any say on…

I discovered this today, and it sounds brilliant.

If I looked at that gif for even one more second, I think I might never have been able to stop looking at it.

I don’t see the big deal. Most guys who get close enough to read those messages won’t remember them anyway.

What if he just tattoos it on his face? What then Goodell?!

Turns out it’s cheaper to just put a bazillion cameras everywhere. I vote for CameraBall.

3) A lot of men are lying.

Always shop around. I’ve never paid more than $35 and have had Live for 11+ years. You can stack additional years onto your account instead of waiting until it’s about to expire.

Always shop around. I’ve never paid more than $35 and have had Live for 11+ years. You can stack additional years…

Liars. Men lie constantly about the sexual escapades.

I came here to recommend the same link. Good job.

I came here to recommend the same link. Good job.

Don’t have sex on a plane!

Or they count jerking it in the bathroom.

“What’s more, these Mile High Club members are mostly men.”

I don’t know if I’m getting older and losing my taste for violence, if the smaller, more connected world makes me more aware or if it’s actually happening more. All I know is I feel like with sports anymore, there’s just constant injury and death.
I feel like every week there’s some other small time boxer who has to be…

Amazing that the NFL has such detailed rules for the shit its players can wear on the field, to the point that players can’t have simple, minor tributes to dead relatives without getting fined, but something that actually affects gameplay is just “Eh, we’ll let the billion dollar franchise figure it out on their own…

After the game, the 49ers crappy fans helped shank a Ravens fan in the parking lot.