and the other is the thin layer of Retriever hair coating the interior.

You must not go to Florida that often, then.

Don’t question it. Clearly this guy knows what he’s doing.

It’ll probably hurt your chances overall but I’ll cosign if I can drive it a couple days a month

When he got exasperated about Genghis Khan I knew I was doing my job.

You seem nice.

Your used Escalade does not make you look rich. Why?

5-10" tall

Yeah, he clearly didn’t do the math right and thought he would end up with 2 Passats.

I want this guy to come back with the original Passat- towing a third stolen Passat.

Based on the cost of ownership, is it really theft?

So this thief’s methodology is to ... Passat on?

and when youre in the back you can fly into the people in the front. buckle up asshole

Texas only made it a law in 2009.
which means i had already been riding in the backseat without a seatbelt for most of my life. it’s still weird for me to buckle up in the back.

I only wear my seat belt if I’m going to get into a low-speed accident. I ALWAYS wear my seat belt before getting into a rollover or high-speed accident.

PHANTOM seatbelts!

spin it like a record?

The idea that an individual armed with a gun who has no training on threat assessment, combat training, or experience would make a school SAFER rather than even more dangerous is totally bizarre logic to me.

In winter, when my hoses will freeze, my buckets will freeze, my power washer will freeze, and my butt will freeze, I will use a car wash to keep my car clean. Stating that I don’t care about my car because I use a car wash is a hideously stupid conclusion to draw.

“I shot Marvin in the face”