hunter3141
Hunter3141
hunter3141

“Smart.”

Turn it into a Uber/Lyft platform from which you proselytize the wonders of the LS 400, one drunk person at a time on the weekends.

Is that the Ford of Damocles?

“…and the reason the blue sedan is dangling like a toy from the bridge is “still unknown.”

Angles, how do they work?

Just pick a slightly different Porsche.

Having it added artificially as haptic feedback lets you keep a comfortable ride and a quiet interior. Sometimes you want the feedback to be clear and precise, sometimes, you just want a quiet ride.

Just get a BMW: problem solved!

It is when you are visiting a prostitute in a dangerous part of town, and you need to put your $100k watch and wedding ring away for safe keeping.

Can’t have any used models if no one gets the new ones

Helicopters don’t kill people, people riding in helicopters kills people. It seems pretty clear to me that the only solution to this is to put helicopters in every square mile in the US so that if a helicopter starts to fail another helicopter can swoop in to save the day.

Doubt it.

put it in the back to power the front wheels!

Should’ve put it in the back.

I concur. Now, Ford should pay for his rental car/loaner until the job can be done. Or Ford should direct him to another dealership.

you’re quite a fuckwit, arentya?

Maybe ‘fuckwit’ is a term of endearment in Oz. You know - cultural differences.

Teddy Padalack invented the twirl.

But he did invent Al-Gore-ithms. That much is irrefutable.