Reminds me of this.

It’s really not a common sense thing. It’s all about having fun.

not enough fake metal and weird angles for you ?

Good thing it hasn’t experienced bloat either.

Thats when you email back and say that you can’t come in to get a price quote on privacy concerns. Once they have seen your face they know who you are and can leverage that information to their advantage and that you aren’t falling for their ruse.

But Motorweek must slalom!

Um, if you’re running slalom in your Wagoneer, you are doing it wrong.  

I’m pretty sure they built the car around him.

Watching him run is a strange experience. Like, I shouldn’t be seeing this happen, but there it is.

“no driver attention is ever required for safety, i.e. the driver may safely go to sleep or leave the driver’s seat” (level 4, from Wikipedia’s article)

In some alternate universe, where the big 3 were not inextricably linked to the oil industry, this car was actually produced in 1988.

So like, a few hundred bucks ‘murican.

Driving to work and back without paying for gasoline?

Dave’s not here man...

A rare find indeed...a home garage in Brooklyn.

1966 and 1969 912 original engines hundreds of spares, extra 3.0sc motor,

1982 Porsche 911 (unknown model) in a carport in rural VA.

But I wanna do burnouts and hit people at the local cars and coffee meetup!!

I believe McHaggis was correcting your word choice. Nobody is disputing that the PT Cruiser is an undesirable footnote best left forgotten.