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That’s it? You can spend more time than that calling strangers names, can’t you?

You realize it was satirizing the “girls only like Chads”mindset, right?

Leonard Cohen was Leonard Cohen on coke and shrooms.

True patriotism is purposely shitting yourself to avoid being shipped to Vietnam.

The gaping holes Nate Newton, Larry Allen, and Mark Tuinea consistently opened for Emmitt say ‘don’t forget about us!’

This is that argument in other words:

I’ve been posting on these Kinja sites for years now. But still, on each of them my comments are grey until someone stars them. Why is that?

Canadian Texas has always sucked.

I’m glad I don’t have the time on my hands to spend insulting strangers online that you do. I’m sure half dozen paragraphs you wrote were real doozies, and it helps you feel like you’re accomplishing something.

Agreed. That ‘I will Kill Bill...” line was gold. Both the writing and the delivery.

Your friends’ parents were capitalists teaching them God’s system of bootstrap pulling and the monetary rewards that come with it.

How did a 6 month old baby fit a whole watch in his mouth?

Let’s be fair. Every single human being, even the Pope despite what Roman Catholic dogma dictates, is flawed. So best dad to worst dad is all relative to the scale and scope of said flaws. On this spectrum, I’d still have to place Jack much closer to Best Dad Ever! than to Joe Jackson for example.

So there’s one issue he’s changed his stance on for the better. All of his opponents have several at best. I think that claim is still valid.

Hahaha. I didn’t realize Bloom Bros was a thing now too! This is fun. How much are you making per post?

Don’t be too sure; we never see where Saul lives in Breaking Bad.

No. They’re clearly not Badger and Skinny Pete.

If they hate themselves for what they do and others who do the same things don’t, that does make them morally superior. It means they have morals that they violate. Lalo, for example, seems to be amoral.