Give him time. People convicted of DUI are typically chronic offenders.

Somebody did a merge with column A and column B.

Closed on Sunday / You my Chick-Fil-A / Closed on Sunday / You my Chick-Fil-A / Hold the selfies / Put the gram away / Get yo’ family / Y’all hold hands and pray

Awww so sweet. Inspires me to write my own love letter.

I don’t disagree, but it’s weird given that he’s a successful politician because the foundation of his campaign was that he was not a politician (along with lots of racism/xenophobia’s okay and pwn the libz rhetoric of course).

WTF is wrong with you.

Nobody cares if it would have escalated or not - completely besides the point.

It’s not about trial. When you don’t break any laws, or even appear to break any laws, there should be no trial. Exercising your constitutional rights is not ‘fucking with police’. On the contrary, that’s ‘police fucking with citizens liberty’.

“Fore fathers died to give you that right.”

Once can’t be a snarky idiot? ;)

I’m kind of confused about the lack of cannabis consumption in this show. Is this a Jim Gavin thing, an AMC thing maybe?

This. I’m happy to engage in an honest argument of ideas. But as soon as I hear Venezuela in an argument against a policy supported by Bernie or AOC I’m fuckin out. No time for disingenuous bullshit.

If those are examples of conservative comedy, then god bless their souls. At least they’re trying. Hopefully they can use their experiences from these complete and abject fails to learn and improve.

Burr and Chappelle are hardly conservatives. Making fun of PC culture doesn’t make you a conservative. 

If you could get rid of Trump by taking a single pill, I’d say he wasn’t that bad for a President (because I would have taken the pill before Spicer’s inauguration size presser and the Muslim ban).

Yep. Until they become wealthy. Then it’s back to conservatism to protect all their hard earned money and fuck everyone else.

spoiler alert

Remember when Robert Mueller granted immunity to David Pecker, Trump’s buddy who ran the National Enquirer?

...became a UNICEF spokesperson at 14, and graduated college at 15. He graduated from Yale Law in 2009 (when he was still working for UNICEF and working in Africa). He then joined the Obama administration as a special adviser on humanitarian and NGO affairs. He was 22. Then, after he left the Obama administration, he…

They’d call it the Deep State framing him with their own crimes.