Hey Dude and Salute Your Shorts are national treasures!

Not even gonna lie, I read "guys looking for NSA action" and heard "National Security Agency action"... I'm just gonna bask in my lameness now...

I'm not sure that this is a "perfect" solution. But then, I'm not sure what is...outside of major societal changes that are a bit beyond the scope of a single dating website to pull off on its own.

Ladies. Lllllllladies. I know this is gonna sound creepy at first, but you'll change your mind once you've seen my very special dick. Wait til you see my dick. Wait til you see my dick. Wait til you see my dick. I'm gonna beat that pussy up.

STOP GOBLIN-SHAMING

Oh no, don't do that. That's how you get yeast infections.

What is this? What is happening here?

BRING BACK TEMPTATION ISLAND!

I just want to point out I am devastated by this.

"The well-being of their crotch fruit"?

I don't understand how People's article focuses so much on how Prince William loves Coldplay while only casually mentioning that he likes LINKIN PARK. That should be the damn headline.

If the LIM could talk to spirits, they would have already told her that her manicure is dreadful and unflattering. Yes, worse than the hair.

There is never a wrong time for red curry! Or beer!

I asked for advice last week about my upcoming dissertation defense presentation. I did really well and I passed!!!! I'm officially Dr. [atlantagirl30345]. It really wasn't that I needed to practice it more, it was that I needed to see it as a fun experience of sharing my data. Thanks for all the advice/help, you…

So I'm going in to be induced tomorrow. Or rather today as it's way passed midnight but I can't sleep. I was so hoping to go into labour naturally but alas this just wasn't happening and it's too dangerous to wait

I'm at an airport, waiting for a delayed flight. Anyone have good flying stories?

I'm traveling abroad on my own this summer. I've decided to take a bikini. It's the first two piece I've had in 10 years. I'm so over covering my body because it doesn't look "right". So, fuck it. That's all.

Am I te only one who actually enjoyed Cloverfield dispite the Shaky Cam? I actually loved the Shaky Cam because it seriously enhanced the immersion of the whole thing.