probably some red wine at Milonga, at least i dont have to drive tonight

Anyone want to tell me their feelings on the name Linus? I'm pregnant with my first and I really like the name, but I'm yet to get anything but bad feedback. Mostly "LOL like on Charlie Brown??!" and "Um, what about the name ____ instead?"

Mark, this investigative journalism thing you're doing with Dirt Bag is an exciting new direction for the feature. Maybe next week you can Twinterview someone from the Saved By The Bell cast? I recommend the girl who played Tori—something tells me she probably has time on her hands and also an opinion on whatever it…

Do boys typically break in half? Why is he breaking boys in half?

I should have elaborated, but that was honestly my first thought. The reason I don't like it is because it reminds me of the upholstery on my Nana's couch. Also, the nude fabric beneath the doily decorations looks way too figure skater for my comfort.

I'm an ideas man, Michael.

When I found out this Lana cover was going to happen, I got really upset. Not because I didn't want it to happen. Because I wanted it to happen over a year ago. Mr. Brrr and I chose Once Upon a Dream as our first dance at our wedding, and we had a string quartet cover it (I'm very fortunate to have talented musician…

Yes, because it's terrible.

Last year I made my long-distance boyfriend heart shaped cookies covered in chocolate and sent them to him in a tupperware. Cheesy, I know, but he appreciated it, and it is fairly inexpensive.

Sometimes the guys are tapped out. But check your lease, man! You're living in Fuck City!

God I am SO FUCKING EXCITED for this movie. Sleeping Beauty has always been my favorite Disney movie and Maleficent the best villain ever. I can't think of a better person for the live action version than Angelina Jolie. Yay, yay, yay!!

This one looks WAY better than the first one. I love the "White Witch" vibe she's giving off as the leader of the army of Ent-like things.

Madonna looks like Calvin Candie.

Depending on your/his sense of humor, order something goofy from Archie McPhee and pair it with a little something more traditional - a special chocolate, one rose....maybe a gift certificate for a home-cooked meal?

I had trouble recognizing her face.

Thank you for that final sentence, uggh Madonna go away.

I could use some cheering up.

No, those are some other shitty clowns.

Gay men can be incredibly misogynistic, but straight women often treat them like little accessories. Talking about a gay privilege in this context seems disingenuous unless you're referring to the way gay cis voices dominate the LGBT discussion.