How about the fact that a person's health, actual or perceived (and no, statistical analysis does not make you an individual fat person's doctor), has zero bearing on whether or not it's okay to be a dick to them?

Professor Xavier

because watching daria daily is the only thing getting me through grad school

Let's just go ahead and do what we're all thinking, and tell Chad and Kate (Black Real World, anyone?) to combine their resources for one excellent catch-all solution. Ground pork is the easiest, best thing to start a gorgeous, rich chili with. The meat has more flavor to begin with than pretty much any meat that…

Jesus, this shit again?

Why is my child trapped in Purgatory?

Pet peeve in life: improper use of "myriad."

In other news, the mother in How I Met Your Mother was revealed last night, and she's played by [Spoiler Alert] Cristin Milioti, who played Abby Flynn in the "TGS Hates Women" episode of 30 Rock. And now, because everyone on the internet is literally the worst, people on Twitter and message boards are freaking out…

what's this guy's problem?

Yeah, no. Hoang's case IS without merit. Hoang's complaint is not, her complaint is totally valid, but her case is specifically against IMDb, alleging that they are the reason she isn't getting roles. It would be nice if we could just lay the blame at the feet of one organization, and then we could boycott or…

+1 vote for baby parrot cuteness.

She gave him her heart and he gave her a pen?

So they were trying to holler at her while hanging out the side of their best friend's ride? I wish there was a word for people like that.

Why is texting a stripper a bad judgment call? Are we assuming these days that women who have a job that involves taking off their clothes must automatically be evil blackmailers? For shame.

Excuse me? How is using an escort a bad judgement call if that's what he wanted to do? Why is an arrangement between two consenting adults that both get something out of it a bad judgement call?

Nothing about the tragic loss of Cher on Twitter?

Thanks a lot, now the term "Moose Meat Lasanga" is going to be stuck in my head for the rest of the day. Next will be an article exposing the harsh truth that Red Mango and PinkBerry are using small percentages of rat milk in their frozen yogurt. Of course now there is the mental image of dozens of domesticated white…

I don't think he understood the ending to Shutter Island.

"Not sure I can carry one after this."
—Venus de Milo, asked to help move a stack of boxes shortly after her excavation