my boyfriend broke his ankle and missed 2 weeks of work recently. i dug up my old gameboy and brought it over for him and i swear i thought he might propose on the spot. GAMEBOY4EVAR

Her?

i love this. you are great. let's be friends.

so like... i don't understand this "instead of going to kabbalah services i will study about the ukraine" item. are these two things mutually exclusive in kelso and jackie's relationship?

i love Ommegang!! $3 tastings FTW

and that it is physically below the ground. i am dead.

omg, WE ARE BIRTHDAY BUDDIES. HI FRAND

TUSKS. I CANNOT.

my thoughts exactly :(

ahhhh, i am in NYC! thanks for the tip!!

my boyfriend just showed me these guys for the first time last night (because i am super lame and out of the loop) and this one especially killed me!!

this comment is perfection. i want to have both of these friendships with you.

i love this

so in the future kids are all gay agents?

it's one of my top 5 favorite. 100% worth your time. no pun intended....

oh my god, as an english grad student can i just say dream job

AHHHHH I COULD NEVER KEEP MY COOL

I read "her butt is probably naturally big BUTT enhanced" and i could not figure out what that meant. Like, i was thisclose to googling "naturally big butt enhancements".

Star reported that he proposed at comic con and then their publicists denied it...

Congratulations!! I hope you get a chance to celebrate your freedom tonight :)