i read this, scrolled back up, and laughed out loud so abruptly that everyone in my office turned around to look at me. oops

i love her, but this is exactly how i feel too. well said

what the actual fuck

hey, i just met you

it's that smug-ass look on his face that does it. that level of douchiness transcends all other physical characteristics.

this.

Are tiger stripes a thing now? I want those tiger striped pants. Am I weird for loving all of this?

wait, i don't understand what this list is? none of these are actually tips, they're just weird observations about women?

i am 23 and i love it. it's young but not teeny-bopper young, IMO

co-signed.

And Wiig will play (wait for it) YOUNG LUCILLE BLUTH. A++++

this is an excellent use of an excellent gif

NIGHTMARISH

oh yeah duh. thank you for the correction. and i'm glad it was hijacked!

are you guys going to address the #liberalways2preventrape hashtag that was all over twitter last night as a response? because it was horrible.

this drives me crazy when i watch Homeland. Everybody calls Brody Brody, including his wife— but they insinuate that it goes back to his HS football days which is a way worse excuse than you guys have/had. haha

POOP!

this reeks of a tabloid-manufactured cat fight. i refuse to believe it.

yes, he earned his stripes that night!

so far the only valentines i've gotten today were rejection emails from my 2 top-choice grad schools so these cheered me up.